I’m in love.

Only she doesn’t know it yet.

Margo Shultz is the one for me.

Ever since I laid on the voluptuous, curvy baker, I’ve wanted a taste.

She’s stunning and brilliant, and sweeter than her apple pie.

So she’s my fake wife.

So… she thinks we have an expiration date…

But I have something else in mind…

I’ll taste her sweetness, make her toes curl, make her scream my name.

She’ll forget any man that ever looked her way before now…

Forever.